I also have no control over my puckered and dimpled anal expressions. How would you like a permanently puckered and dimpled tush as a result of reading Frog Applause. I demand monetary compensation for my (currently) unattractive beeehind.
Reading FA a few times will have negative consequences. Reading FA long-term is known to result in profound and chronically damaged faces. It also causes hard-to-treat PTSD.
I was always one to make faces, so reading FA only enhanced my ability to expand, experiment, and experience the endless contorted movements FA provides!
Reading Frog Applause is for me, primarily a cerebral exercise. How that affects my face, I’m not sure. I’m pretty sure my behind is just as unattractive as ever, however.
“Let’s begin then,” said Sheldon Backwater, “Did you bring your falcon?” As I was looking at the form and expecting to be asked to provide the data for the first entry, this question was something of a surprise. “No, sir. I don’t believe that falcons are actually allowed into the building, unless they are service birds, of course. Recent changes in the emotional support animal regulations have also eliminated anything that isn’t small and fluffy.” I cannot imagine what he was notating on his screen, and could not see it, or decipher it from watching his hands on the keyboard. It seemed to go on for a few paragraphs, however. I estimated it to be roughly two hundred words. “Very good,” he said, “what varieties of falcons will you be training?” “Well, sir, I have only one, and it is a Froglandian Woodchuck Falcon, noted for its speed, dexterity, and its ability to fly through underground burrows to catch woodchucks. Froglandia has no ferrets or weasels, you see.” “Ah, yes. Of course. The woodchuck falcon. Do you feed it woodchucks, or does it eat something else?” And for all this time, he was typing. It dawned on me that he had access to all of my information already, and was filling out the form while making conversation. “It will eat any sort of rodent, actually. Mice, voles, chipmunks, squirrels, political opinion and editorial cartoonists. It won’t actually eat woodchucks. Too big to carry, you see. You have to train them to kill woodchucks, really.” “Mm-hmmm, yes, Are you quite certain that it isn’t a dachshund, then? Those require a different form entirely.” “Um, yes, sir. It has the wings and beak and all of that.” “Okay, then. Your papers are ready and waiting at the clerk’s desk, where you may pay your permit fee. Good luck with your falcon!”
Doxxed: Teresa Bagioli Sickles (1836 – February 5, 1867) was the wife of Democratic New York State Assemblyman, U.S. Representative, and later U.S. Army Major General Daniel E. Sickles.
She gained notoriety in 1859, when her husband murdered her lover, Philip Barton Key II, son of Francis Scott Key. At his trial, Sickles claimed for the first time in United States jurisprudence a defense by temporary insanity. He was acquitted.
Frog Applause I read in solitude, careful never to reveal any “facial expressions” I might accidentally happen to have whilst reading. I suspect “frown” would not be uncommon, as I cogitate on possible witty commentary. Or dull. I probably do dull better….
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
U bet me too.
O what a feelin’.
Superfrog over 2 years ago
It’s always stunning artwork, stupefying captions, flabbergasting themes and dumbfounding elucidations.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
I’d walk a block,
To see Frida The Sock Puppet.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago
My face is permanently damaged.
painedsmile over 2 years ago
I also have no control over my puckered and dimpled anal expressions. How would you like a permanently puckered and dimpled tush as a result of reading Frog Applause. I demand monetary compensation for my (currently) unattractive beeehind.
ransomknotts over 2 years ago
Reading FA a few times will have negative consequences. Reading FA long-term is known to result in profound and chronically damaged faces. It also causes hard-to-treat PTSD.
ransomknotts over 2 years ago
I’ve had that same expression when the last few remaining strips of bacon were found badly burned and inedible.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 2 years ago
I haven’t, either, but my face looks less grim, from the start of it!!
descabro over 2 years ago
I just realized I don’t either.
The Old Wolf over 2 years ago
She’s not to be blamed. Clearly she has “Resting Björk Face.”
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago
Eventually, I developed the ability to read upside down, but her face still remained a mystery, even then.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
I was always one to make faces, so reading FA only enhanced my ability to expand, experiment, and experience the endless contorted movements FA provides!
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 2 years ago
MUST. EXERCISE. EYE-ROLLING. MUSCLES. FOR. POLITICAL. “COMICS”!
coltish1 over 2 years ago
Reading Frog Applause is for me, primarily a cerebral exercise. How that affects my face, I’m not sure. I’m pretty sure my behind is just as unattractive as ever, however.
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
When in doubt, always go with RBF.
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
Grimly Fiendish reads the Frog for a laugh.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago
Braving the Bureaucracy: Episode Seven
“Let’s begin then,” said Sheldon Backwater, “Did you bring your falcon?” As I was looking at the form and expecting to be asked to provide the data for the first entry, this question was something of a surprise. “No, sir. I don’t believe that falcons are actually allowed into the building, unless they are service birds, of course. Recent changes in the emotional support animal regulations have also eliminated anything that isn’t small and fluffy.” I cannot imagine what he was notating on his screen, and could not see it, or decipher it from watching his hands on the keyboard. It seemed to go on for a few paragraphs, however. I estimated it to be roughly two hundred words. “Very good,” he said, “what varieties of falcons will you be training?” “Well, sir, I have only one, and it is a Froglandian Woodchuck Falcon, noted for its speed, dexterity, and its ability to fly through underground burrows to catch woodchucks. Froglandia has no ferrets or weasels, you see.” “Ah, yes. Of course. The woodchuck falcon. Do you feed it woodchucks, or does it eat something else?” And for all this time, he was typing. It dawned on me that he had access to all of my information already, and was filling out the form while making conversation. “It will eat any sort of rodent, actually. Mice, voles, chipmunks, squirrels, political opinion and editorial cartoonists. It won’t actually eat woodchucks. Too big to carry, you see. You have to train them to kill woodchucks, really.” “Mm-hmmm, yes, Are you quite certain that it isn’t a dachshund, then? Those require a different form entirely.” “Um, yes, sir. It has the wings and beak and all of that.” “Okay, then. Your papers are ready and waiting at the clerk’s desk, where you may pay your permit fee. Good luck with your falcon!”
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
Today’s offering is Lame in triplicate …!
( are those chest tattoos or just deflated dialogue? )
willie_mctell over 2 years ago
The vise like grip of Frog Applause is well known among the cognoscenti.
Ninette over 2 years ago
Doxxed: Teresa Bagioli Sickles (1836 – February 5, 1867) was the wife of Democratic New York State Assemblyman, U.S. Representative, and later U.S. Army Major General Daniel E. Sickles.
She gained notoriety in 1859, when her husband murdered her lover, Philip Barton Key II, son of Francis Scott Key. At his trial, Sickles claimed for the first time in United States jurisprudence a defense by temporary insanity. He was acquitted.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teresa_Bagioli_Sickles
Amanda El-Dweek creator over 2 years ago
My face does this when I read it: :)
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Ah, yes. Your facial expression. You have one?
Frog Applause I read in solitude, careful never to reveal any “facial expressions” I might accidentally happen to have whilst reading. I suspect “frown” would not be uncommon, as I cogitate on possible witty commentary. Or dull. I probably do dull better….
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
A dower dowager I’ll wager.