Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 18, 2022

I’m having a hard time deciding if that is David Bowie or not.

To me although I am a bit presides is that this mirrors the movie Top Gun, #1.

Funny bunny, but pilot’s w/glasses can’t fly. Correct me if I am wrong.

This is a heart-crushing tale of isolation and rejection.

In other words, a typical installment of Frog Applause.

On rare occasion there’s been a goose come through here. Always singular & yes they got lost in a storm-front.

Beer Run.

Never fear! GLASS-WEAR is trending !

Now get the flock over to the Froglandia Bathmat Factory’s Optical Dept and check out the honking huge selection of frames for every occasion!

We carr-ion a vast selection of colors to match your every feathered outfit…so wing- it before the sale ends!

POO POOP PEE DOO!

flock them

Tonight I heard the wild goose cry

Wingin’ north in the lonely sky

Tried to sleep, but it ain’t no use

‘Cause I am the brother to the old wild goose

(Frankie Laine never mentioned anything about eyesight, so I can’t help you there)

…not a fan of geese…

…mean spirited hankies….

…but wearing contacts could have solved the problem…

…meanwhile, Goldilocks didn’t grown up as traditional pretty as she would had liked…

…but was ok with it…

…cuz as a regular Frog Applause reader realized…

…was for the geese at the back of the V….

Dear Teresa

Some people dream of seeing their child’s name in lights above the Great White Way.

People rarely dream of seeing their child’s name under pictures of spork-related cutlery on The Flog.

(but this does ease the pain of dealing with his pasta-based addiction)

Sincerely,

Rotifer’s Mother

His optometrist’s appointment made him late. And the realization that he was just going to have to back in two weeks to pick up his new glasses was just further frustrating.

Sight 4-eyes 4-sore eyes.

Honk if you like foie gras ….

Woody’s a smash in drag! No one would guess who he really is. if he’s just lost the pince-nez glasses and wear contacts.

Possibly the goose was doing vocal exercises to get on one of those “America’s…” shows.

Nice doo dude…

The gaggle of geese is minus one.

The skein of geese in flight,

Afternoon delight.

Starbound Band

When I see (through my reading specs) that a Girl Who Wears Glasses is questioning the fate of a lone goose who wears glasses, I suspect that there is an underlying motivation, perhaps anxiety-driven.

Do not be afraid, Glasses-Girl. You are fine, and we love you here at Frog Applause, where every goose and girl is above average (to paraphrase that radio classic)….

…just another cartoon character with naturally curly hair…

…which is strange because Curly didn’t have hair…

Willem Dafoe’s doppelganger.