Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 01, 2022

The more, the merrier: bifid, trifid, quadrifid, pentifid, hexafid…!

More uvulas, more fun!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL0vO8-4S4I

Just imagine what their French “r” sounds like!

you said uvula hehehehe ……oh wait (getting out dictionary) …… never mind. :)

She speaks with a forked uvula

Why not “forked”?

Her and her uvulae have cleft the building.

See one cleft uvula you seen ’em all.

Those thingies that dangle at the back of the throat….say aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

Having two thingies is rare, so when the doc presses down the tongue, take a deep breath and you won’t gag…or they’ll be swinging back and fourth….

…Bifid & Uvula…

…were twins from Upper Schmuckville…

…up route 69 in Northern Froglandia…

…they would date the same boys at the same time…

…& none of the fellas ever the wiser …

…except for bad boy, Jeremiah…

…he gave Bifid a hickey on the back of her neck…

…and thus one night, discovered he was with Uvula, instead…

…he just smiled and gave her a hickey there too…

…oh…

…did I mention that they were from Utah?…

…eventhough Jerry dressed like a girl…

…he could not disguise his third leg….

…so he made a party out of it…

…Halloween was fun…

…except for the mini mees…

…and the hustlers and the losers…

…down on Mainstreet..

Wherever you go … there uvula are …!

Isn’t that the title of a book they want to ban? “Jennifer has two uvulas”.

The lady on the left has a cleft right leg. Have to put those heavily modified pants on one leg at a time. Must be fun at the shoe store, too.

One of the gals looks like she’s got an extra inguinal crease.

And lining up for the 5 legged race we have…

Some say, my bi-uvula makes me sound like a vuvuzela. Others say it’s more didgeridoo like. Either way it seems to be a hit at parties. Also, this one time, while swimming at Lake Gitchagoomee, I was mistaken for a swan, but that was back in my heydays. Now it’s just mostly Oyveydays.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the uvula jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them.

We suggest to use only working uvula piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you’ve never heard to tell your friends and make you laugh.

The Rotten Tomato Soup gives this ring around the nipple.

Areola in my throat.

My undergrad degree is in speech pathology. I’ve actually seen a bifid uvula.

Oojah. A word used for any object when the actual name for said object has slipped one’s mind. Oh, your bag’s opened up and all your little oojahs have gone.

stereo-phonic uvula!

Comes w/extra salivating.

Uvular obiter dicta! Perversely lame, as the Sayer of Tales tells!

An adjusted tonsillectomy might deal bifurcation of the uvula, but I’m not sure failed surgery should be considered a success….

Just as long as vulvas get split, uvulas can stay as one. Or, so say I!!

If you can see my uvula, you are standing too close.

…I was wearing my ancient fedora and an old fashioned ankle length yellow raincoat…

…sitting upon a patio chair…

…smoking a cigar…

…in the pouring down rain…

…the rain flowed off the ‘v’ in the front of the hat…

…and I could hear the rain falling down…

…hitting the roof of the house…

…my rain jacket…

…puddles on the ground….

…I inhaled the hot smoke…

…it felt good against the dampness & the cold…

…it didn’t matter…

…nothing mattered…

…Dilbert was gone from my paper…

…I exhaled the smoke through my nose…

…“Honey! Frog Applause rebooted! There’s a new cartoon!”…

…I stood up and stuffed out the stogie…

…“Hot dog, Dear, I’ll be right in.”…

…as rain dripped from my hat…

I had a slight divergence but I’m back.

Overheard Mr. Godfree say, ‘Yep, yep, two uvula’s are better than one".

Awe yep yep.

Day two. Why hasn’t this clomic cleft the building?

Where did the “Happy Wanderer” parody go?

I’m going to guess that walking with three legs is going to be less effective than with two, but that standing in place for long periods of time will be less strenuous.

Day 2. I take greater care of my uvula, thanks to this important medical advice….

No cartoon can go wrong if the word UVULA is included—especially a FA cartoon.

Three legs and two uvulas. She’s the girl for me.

Would two uvulas affect one’s ability to make clear sounds when speaking. Is it a significantly unfortunate condition or an anatomic anomaly that makes little difference?