Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 15, 2022

(Looks at the other fourteen readers, does the math). I have a half-life? When did I become a radioisotope?

Or is its relevant life to create an illusion of lame in our primary purpose?

I for one support Frog Applause for insulting those few who lower themselves to read it.

I’m the .5 reader. I haven’t decided which half of me likes FA the most.

I like my lame life. And FA helps to make it relevant.

Half-reader: someone who only reads every other letter in the text.

s m o e h o l r a s v r o h r e t r n h t x .

Ya mean we don’t have to read this‽

That .5 isn’t about my “accident”, is it?

I love my heart felt rush to The Brain, a half witted remark.

Radish Phone Home..

29 ÷ 2 = 14.5 .

Two and a half men must be filmed from my living room.

The hole is greater than some of its parts.

That is so wrong. And tanks for all the fishes.

Are you kidding me? It’s the best toon ever! Where can you go to get entertainment, thought provoking, art work, with catchy phrases, and illustrations ? ((((((((((((((( BADA BING BADA BANG❗️❗️❗️)))))))))))))

…Jebus only had twelve disciples…

…er…

…commentors…

…Frog Applause has 14…

…a loose affiliation of billionaires and millionaires, baby…

…and if you don’t count me…

…that’s a baker’s dozen …

…a prime number…

…but if you do count me…

…whoo whooo!…

…you do love me …

…aaah crap…

it was just a vision…

…hallucination?!?…

…daydream?…

…rats…

And we are all proud to be one of the 14.5 readers!

F. A. is more popular than I thought!

Wow, I find myself in one, super-exclusive club! Who let me in?!

Purpose? Frog Applause has about as much purpose as diet water and t!ts on a bull, but no matter. It is still rather quenching and fun to look at. Word of advice, though, be careful with the bull.

Porpoise, not purpose … please pass the spork …!

( I SAID please )

Just ask the axis.

Half Pint!

The Frog Applause Witness Protection program serves to shield the number of Froggers who click the “Like” radio button from exposure to the GoComics Slithery Service of ad-aimers.

Eh?

I detect the Spartacus Effect at work here, as nearly all fourteen-and-a-half FrogglePlausians claim to be the noticeable “.5”!

I am the .5 reader of Frog Applause!

No, I am the .5!

I am the .5!

I am the .5!

ET CETERA.

P.S. “FrogglePlause” is how I have come to verbalize the name of the strip as I search it out on the GC See All list right after Dick Tracy when previewing daily….

I’m the .5

I’m glad I count in that fraction.

All for one and one for all. A true story, I wear size 14 and a half shoe size.

Make like a female Blacksmith or aka Pinksmith and shoe horsefly, shooooe.

I help chef up the fourteen and a half hour meatloaf.

It should be noted that a latitude of fourteen point five is, geologically, more than half the distance from the equator to the edge of the tropical band, but meteorologically, it is almost exactly half the distance.

…be careful what you pretend to be…

…for that is what you might become…

…I have a friend…

…that once told me I was the only one that saw the real her…

…not the phoney happy person she just pretends to be…

…I told her that this person she is pretending to be…

…the one that does not allow the burdens of life control her…

…the one that does not permit the illnesses of her body control what she believes or to define her…

…this person is the real her…

…the one that is the nice glowing person with a smile & encouragement for everyone …

…that she was more real than anyone else I knew…

…Frog Applause makes me feel that way…

…I am .5 …

looks like they want to be cancelled.

I (heart) Frog Applause.

One of the Proud 14.5.