Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 14, 2022

Clean toilet fingers thoroughness is next to godliness.

The nails keep growing after death… Grilled cheese to die for.

Brush your nails like you would brush your teeth and hair. Pets included.

And suddenly it’s a waltz.

One-two-three, one-two-three!

A must to polish up on…

A steak well done is a steak done well. Could be a rarity for the guardian medium…

All the icing on the cake…

Frozen Custard anyone?

1. 2. 3.

Clearly some sort of aphasia going on here

We arrived a short time after that, at the home of V-, his friend with the odd predilections and claims of abilities. After I had revealed my situation, she began with what I must assume was a cold read, instructing that I should put events in proper order, and recite them thus. Her belief was that there had been a significant event, and that I could discover that event if I examined the recent events in chronological order to find at what point things had been altered. This is a standard fishing trip technique among those claiming “psychic” abilities, to gain information that they might then use to their advantage in deceiving you by the extent of their knowledge. I enjoyed the prospect of wrapping this up quickly and then enjoying a nice dinner, buoyed to ebullience by my clever deconstruction of a fraud.

Oh no, not I, my e. coli

Oh, as long as I know not to lave, I know it stays alive

I’ve got all my life to live

And I’ve got all my gut to give and it survives

My e. coli, hey, hey

—Frogia Swamper: My E. Coli

At the Froglandia Bathmat Factory, they have Nail brushes for those long talons women are wearing. You would be surprised the things that get caught under those things! EWWWW❗️

Dontcha just wonder what they pick up in the ladies room? EWWW❗️

The very thought of it makes me want to wretch, heave and gasp❗️

OOOOOOH MY❗️☺️☺️☺️☺️

Ah, I see. Rather than use ‘psittacism’ in a sentence, the contestant opted to utter an example of one. As I recall it, the judges were impressed, and allowed the response.

TB – You forgot to logout and Vlad pranked you again. DV

That’s a left handed compliment.

3. – 2. – 1. Scrubbing Scribbles …!

Penny nails in the nail it down.

Food habits and the dishwashers (aka)

SUDSBUSTERS

Angel of God my guardian dear to whom God’s love commits me here ever this day be at my side to love rule guard and guide.

… Guardian angel prayer

Leaves, eats, and shoots.

The thunder box gods are pleased. You may kiss the frog, and select your parting gift in the lobby. Please come again, if you need to go.

I just wish to add that I agree with Vlad’s Helpful Hygiene Hints, almost always. Besides, it keeps Vlad happy, and a Happy Vlad is a safer Vlad….