Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 06, 2023

Let me guess the colors of your barber shop pole collection.

Some of those barber shops actually collect Czechs and Lithuanians.

The plate is passing away any toxin biting of your ear off.

The nekkid toco meat.

Me too. What did they do?

I’m here to return my hair cut.Then he bends over and cuts a loud one.

… https://youtu.be/ZVIMV2rvCwc …

… https://youtu.be/SiImLIcnZq0 …

…Barber’s used to advertise that they were bloodletters by using the barber poles…

…someday…

…chemotherapy is going to seem just like bloodletting to our ancestors…

…ironically, Barberton, Ohio, wasn’t named for its fondness of barbers…

…(their fondness is chickenplaces)…

…but was named after Ohio Columbus Barber…

…as rich as red velvet fudge…

…the red tile roofs on all of the buildings on his estate were iconic…

…his mansion was a glorious sight…

…making you think of the Great Gatsby…

…was betrothed to the city for a dollar…

…man, it could a been another Stan Hywet Hall …

…but they tore down and put up a parking lot to a grocery store…

…now, thatsa’ lame as it gets…

…it had industrial disease…

…but the industry left…

You’ll never catch me at Clip’n Cuts or some such “beauty shop.” I only get my hair cut by an actual barber. I know I’ll get a good haircut.

Now we know what makes those barber poles turn… all those farting evangelists creating a force wind.

…I don’t trust somebody that is always happy…

…they are always up to some kind of mischief…

Looks like he has barbed wire for chest hair.

#FB00747

Eating eel (Why isn’t it ‘eeting eel’?)

“Recipes from this period are remarkably creative, with guidance on how best to pickle, smoke, roll, boil and broil, stew, and collar them.”

…but not to stomach them. (My husband loves certain sorts of food, including eel, that I cannot even approach without sicking up. Eel prompts a deeper kind of sick than others.)

The incongruilameity of this strip is epic.

I was in Morocco in October. I saw a lot of Berbers but no Poles.

Farting Evangelists are full of themselves!

The interviewer looks like the late Gorilla Monsoon. Good likeness.

There it is! Spinning endlessly, out of control‼️ One by one, they’ve gone missing…..

With only one barber in town, each are telling their tales of woe‼️ it’s the only barber shop for miles with a modern ventilation system…thank god‼️ Attending church has become unbearable‼️

They whine and curse the day when crock pots were invented. Cabbage, kidney beans, and Brussel sprouts…OH MY‼️

Is there no justice in this world…..‼️

I blame all the teething ex-Presidents and their vast collections of swirling pilot fish.

McCarthy is on round 12.

Teresa is trending again.

https://www.gocomics.com/comics/trending

Thanks to all those farting evangelists maybe.

https://pavekmuseum.org/oneill.html

Here I sit almost broken hearted,

Came for the lame,

And then it farted …!

The interviewer looks a little like Jack Benny in sunglasses.

Maybe it’s just the fumes causing hyper-pareidolia, but his chest hair looks like Christ with a crown of thorns; or a crown of cheesy-puffs. I’m not sure. Can you fart again, please?

I often don’t “get” Teresa’s cartoons, but I don’t get this one on a whole new level. I’m OK with that.

Post-match interview, I take it, with the losing pro wrestler. “The Honky Tonk Man” tells “Mean Gene” Okerlund why the Good Guy won and the Bad Guy lost….

But we know the real story! In-ring barber poles and evangelists sapped his strength!

An unholy stench to distract you from their cache of erectile dysfunction idols.

Nice back to the WWF days looks familiar