You are not flawed. You are meant to be as you are. You cannot see the design of the machine in which you are a component. This machine functions with a strict replacement policy. You are expected to wear out and cease function, and will be replaced before any harm to the machine itself is evident. Relax and maintain your function. Nothing more is expected of you. All the rest is simple survival and maintenance of your person.
Mon. Meet her dayTue.second date dayWe’d.Hump her day or nightThur.drinks dayFri.fried food day Sat.sit around and tube daySun.pray and show your fat buns day…
It is oxymoronic to claim perfection coming from potential for improvement. This alone is enough to demonstrate for me your imperfection and doubtful potential for any improvement. You, sir, are full of bloviation and bluster.
From 16 Magazine’s Quick ‘n’ Easy Gift Box Contest on The Blog: not quite sure who #2 is, but there’s a fair chance it’s Petula Clark, artist of the famous and overplayed “Downtown” ear worm. #3 is clearly David McCallum, who starred as Illya Kuryakin in the very hip “The Man from U.N.C.L.E” (1964-1968). Co-star Robert Vaughn (playing Napoleon Solo) was the better-known performer, but McCallum soon took over first place in popularity because of his cool demeanor and black turtleneck shirts. McCallum much later did an excellent turn in “NCIS” as medical examiner and all-round eminence grise Donald “Ducky” Mallard, MD, PhD.
Randy B Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Mold them. Enhance them.
Make of them what you will.
Twocat almost 2 years ago
everything is natural in a natural world
3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago
…why…
… I’m flabbergasted….
…this Yugo is perfect for you…
…because you have potential…
…you have so much potential…
…you are practically a potentate…
…look…
…the world is your oyster…
…you…
…and only you…
…are in control of your own destiny…
…I can’t make you buy this car…
…but the sheer opportunity this equation represents is unequaled…
…you ever hear of the magic beans?…
…well…
…this ain’t that…
…this is more because it ain’t some fairy tale…
…this is real…
…wax on…
…looking dapper…
…a chick magnet…
…so what ya say, boy?…
…I mean …
…your Majesty…
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
You are not flawed. You are meant to be as you are. You cannot see the design of the machine in which you are a component. This machine functions with a strict replacement policy. You are expected to wear out and cease function, and will be replaced before any harm to the machine itself is evident. Relax and maintain your function. Nothing more is expected of you. All the rest is simple survival and maintenance of your person.
Everything is awesome
Everything is cool when you’re part of a team
Everything is awesome
When you’re living out a dream
rastapopilos almost 2 years ago
Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
coltish1 almost 2 years ago
You been talking to the Dalai Lama, or something? Brushing up on your Thich Nhat Hanh?
Linguist almost 2 years ago
There’s always room for improvement in the Froglandia Bath Mat Factory. That’s what makes it so special.
*Hot Rod* almost 2 years ago
God made us w/buns and a nice arising in the perfected way suits this being.
Radish... almost 2 years ago
An unlimited potential can never be completely fulfilled.
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Perfect is the perfectly impossible ideal, solely designed for driving your striving.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
To err is human, to forgive is divine but to blame others is just politics!
Mixed authors. ☺️
6turtle9 almost 2 years ago
I am a perfectly lame being…
My lameness arising from my potential for plumage.
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
If you continuously halve the distance between you and touching a wall, you’ll never feel it …! Once you realize that, you are on your way ….
( CaFfEiNe❗️)
*Hot Rod* almost 2 years ago
Natural Peanut Butter hits the sore so poop it well..
Radish... almost 2 years ago
Things are never as good as we wish, things are never as bad as we fear.
*Hot Rod* almost 2 years ago
Seems a dating matching game…
FA game
Mon. Meet her dayTue.second date dayWe’d.Hump her day or nightThur.drinks dayFri.fried food day Sat.sit around and tube daySun.pray and show your fat buns day…
charles9156 almost 2 years ago
excuses, excuses. what’s the delay?
Randy B Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Well, I’m perfectly awful. Abominable in the best possible way.
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
It is oxymoronic to claim perfection coming from potential for improvement. This alone is enough to demonstrate for me your imperfection and doubtful potential for any improvement. You, sir, are full of bloviation and bluster.
—Which reminds me. Isn’t (or, time-wise, wasn’t) SOTU tonight?
coltish1 almost 2 years ago
From 16 Magazine’s Quick ‘n’ Easy Gift Box Contest on The Blog: not quite sure who #2 is, but there’s a fair chance it’s Petula Clark, artist of the famous and overplayed “Downtown” ear worm. #3 is clearly David McCallum, who starred as Illya Kuryakin in the very hip “The Man from U.N.C.L.E” (1964-1968). Co-star Robert Vaughn (playing Napoleon Solo) was the better-known performer, but McCallum soon took over first place in popularity because of his cool demeanor and black turtleneck shirts. McCallum much later did an excellent turn in “NCIS” as medical examiner and all-round eminence grise Donald “Ducky” Mallard, MD, PhD.