Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 13, 2023

Amen to that.

Or not.

I feel like this baby is judging my crazy-ass ideas.

‘The Steering Wheel’ of a vehicle? Should it be renamed?

Grab the bull by its horn and head to the honk and tonk. Oh bull horn in the sky, me oh my.

Mad Cow steers and beers as ghustler’s ride the orange range into a sunset of passer byes..

Frosted Flakes and Grape Nuts by Robert Frost Bitten because of holes in his kitty mittens.

…new ideas?…

…juice boxes with real juice…

…criticism of Frog Applause to keep America strong…

…sure…

…I tried to take over Froglandia…

…but by other people doing it…

…I just sat back and watched it on Tv…

…hello, bathmat factory…

…I love you…

…working for free…

…just get fired for reading Hi & Lois…

…ill pay you back later…

…but can i barrow your money first…

…send me your money…

…my problem…

…solved!…

…even if you have to lose your house…

…Dog will take care of you…

…promise…

…but send me your money…

…i dont need it…

…but you do…

…that’s why you have to send it to me…

…because if you have it…

…the evil umpire will strike you out…

…no one wants that…

I don’t mind new ideas, so long as I can ignore any fundamental paradigm shifts that they imply. My understanding of things is firmly set in concrete overshoes. Whatever you are implying with these new ideas will go right over my head, being a little dinghy.

Lil’ kiddo, a money making idear will increase à subtraction from the front line and then pulling up the rear. So rock stars will sing, ’Put that in your pipes and stroke it.

Hey! You no look at me dat way!

Where’s my snack?

Mom, that was one fortune cookie too many. You going to share that Mongolian Beef?

Is it possible to buff out a fortune cookie fortune?

They could … but then again … I’m not promising anything to anyone, anytime soon!

How about this? Let’s break the chains of prudery and censorship and eliminate the GoatKomix Overlords & Arbitors of Good Taste and…

¡FREE ƹʅɗʘ!

Into the mouths of babes …!

( straight into the porta )

I always get fortunes like that one.

Life is like a fortune cookie. You never know what you’ll get until you open it up. Always eat the cookie, and not the fortune. Heed the applause, do not worship it. Should you choose to accept this mission, or not, this fortune will self destruct in T minus…

Bad ideas are good for a lot as well. Mistakes can be golden.

For a comic that gets a lot of negative statements here and there, FA trends a lot.

https://www.gocomics.com/comics/trending

outlook & excel ;+)

What, pray tell, would you know about new ideas, little old stock-photo baby? If I needed baby babble for advice, I’d at least find me a fresh one! You sound like a stale fortune cookie, to be blunt!