Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 20, 2023

That guy belongs in a nutist colony.

Aunt Pat could whistle the entire Nut Cracker Suite backwards while wearing nothing but a silly grin.

I solemnly promise never to ask about anyone’s nut disorder in your presence.

Nuts for the Nut.

Aunt Pat didn’t have a disorder, but other people argued whether Pat should be called Aunt or Uncle Pat.

…everybody thinks he’s mad…

…but they don’t know the things that he knows…

…no one knows…

…no one know…

…no one knows…

…sometimes you fell like a nut…

…sometimes you dont…

…I must be dreaming please stop screaming: Stephen!…

… I m crazy for thinking and dreaming about you…

…nutz…

…more than a mouthful is wasted…

…in all of the rorigmarole …

…there are three things that last…

…faith, hope & charity…

…oh…

…and a 4th…

…nice guys…

I just want to know if we’re working for peanuts.

Turtle cluster condition.

Yeh it’s called congenital cryptorchidism.

Bollucks! If you think Aunt Pat’s got problems now, you should have been around when she was Uncle Pat.

Nothing really matters…anymore!

His nut disorder has caused him to become peanut-shaped.

That’s some disorder. It’s making the ichor leak out of his heels. Apparently.

The term ‘slag heap’ gives you carte blanche to do pretty much anything, Mlle Teresa. Except I for one will steer clear of using it to refer to a bar or a beach where numerous plus size or curvy women can be found. (Sorry, if you want me to trash this comment I will.) I actually thought you included the insignia on the Blog because of the lame smiley face at the top of whatever structure that is.

Nuttin’ Honey Disorder is three cheerio horay’s for hazel nut in order of getting me down.

Wonder if Aunt Pat is an exPat ….

I’ve been told that you can determine the political leanings of any person by comparing their left and right nut density and volume.

It’s a hard nut life.

Coocoo for Cocoa Nuts.

Whine, whine! Going from cool blue to red hot, ehh? Sure, blame it, implicitly, on the genes.

But don’t try to get between me and my nuts—redskin Spanish peanuts, pistachios, or others!

Constant Complaint ain’t my cup of tea….

Pistachio shells used to be bright red.I thought somebody dyed them that color but it turns out they were inflamed. A cure was found and these days healthy pistachios are a normal brown color.