Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 21, 2023

Aacks me no diets and I’ll feed you no lies.

Ew.

I mean, “AACK-AACK”. Good for bringing those toothbrush drones down.

I was on the AACK diet and now I can fit into any muumuu I want.

https://youtu.be/2NM_SLojtkg

Good ole time…

We don’t really need a new diet. Workin’ too hard can give you a heart attack-AACK-AACK-AACK.

..she said one size fits all…

…but she didn’t say muumuus…

…if you aaack now…

…you won’t have to pay later…

…with apologies to…

…Frog Applause does make you go aaack…

…but not as much as it makes you spit it out your nose…

…Cathy with a ‘C’ spits…

…Kathy with a ‘K’ does knot…

…wait!…

…that’s snot appropriate!…

…I’m trying to find banned…

…not supposed to be banned words…

…it’s just not working…

Wrath of Khan

Klingon Static Cling.

I won’t give you any flak about your ack-ack.

I can’t tell if this is veneration or lampoonery.*

* Apropos of nothing in particular, lampoonery contains 100% of lame.

Phase One in wich Doris gets her oats.

Doris Day

Yours, Mine, & Ours.

Aaktually, I don’t look very good in a muumuu. I prefer wearing a lungyi and nothing else!

Irving must have made her sign an endorsement deal. And written her script.

I remember MuuMuus!

Matching Mother-Daughter dresses, aprons, and night gowns!

Actually they’re very comfy, but not for shopping in! Oy

I’ve seen women it MuuMuus with “rollers” in their hair at the grocery! Tacky wacky!

Thanks, Cathy!

Zippy should hear about the mumu sale.

That’s a really great drawing of Cathy, Teresa!

Tri-State Area? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH9t60WSXCc

I live in the Tri-Valley Area. My dad had tremendous success with muu-muus in his dime store. They sold like crazy.

I already do.

Look out for the copyright drones, T …❗️

To AACK! me is to Love me. Not a day goes by where I am not ACCKing Frog Applause like a Rainbird sprinkler, spreading the love to the unsuspecting. I just don’t feel right until I have regurgitated a little Frog to everyone I meet.

Yes, we feel the love. Please, make it stop!

HaHa! No can do! Love Acckually. MuuMuus for all!

…she was just aaack-ting…

Quickly, Robin! To the remote! Lower the Volume on this commercial. Even if the Aack Diet pill peddlers did hire a celebrity endorser (Cathy is a celebrity, isn’t she?), I still do not appreciate the higher audio volume. And, to top it off, I never wear MuuMuus….

The sheer irrelevance of it all is A-grade Lamery….