Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 17, 2023

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    The Old Wolf  over 1 year ago

    Ever had a bladder scope done? I’ll take shampoo oompahs any day.

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    Daeder  over 1 year ago

    I never take my shampoo oompahs without following them up with conditioning loompahs.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Shampoooompahs. Not quite a palindrome.

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 1 year ago

    …just like everywhere else…

    …@ FA, I’ve given up on trying to read the fine print…

    …if you want it…

    …you have to accept it…

    …and…

    …a question…

    …what if you don’t want to buy?…

    …but maybe just share for a bit?…

    …give it a test run?…

    …a taste…

    …so to speak?…

    …urban legend is that they shot the getaway horse of Lee Harvey Oswald…

    …can’t be too careful…

    …you don’t know how far down the rabbit hole these things go…

    …I mean with Uma Thurman Munson…

    …ya just can’t kill a bill…

    …ya got to pass it with provisions…

    …and speaking of shampoo…

    …how come deodorants are labeled, for underarms only?…

    …free the Chicago seven eleven slushy fundsicle sticks…

    …rhubarb needs sugar…

    …not salt…

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    ericlscott creator over 1 year ago

    Rinse ad repeat.

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    markkahler52  over 1 year ago

    More and more moisturizer, please!!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 1 year ago

    Thanguu thanguu.. and now we know of have fun real as we all polka (hold beer pleeze while I tuba .. plus hold bladder yuck I make big joke)….. … … OOMPH OOMPH OOMPH OOMPAH-PAH … OOMPH OOMPH OOMPH OOMPH OOMPAH-PAH .. ….. ……….. .. .

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago

    M 5.1 – 10 km N of Santa Teresa, Mexico

    2023-07-16 13:44:35 (UTC) 18.440°N 100.829°W 75.4 km depth

    Deep thoughts.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Too derivative of Rat, Pig, Stephen Pastis* and Tim Cook.

    https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2021/11/14

    * A lawyer, but not a Super Lawyer.

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    coltish1  over 1 year ago

    Of all things we need to keep regular, urogenitalia is right up there!

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    When you reach a certain age you become less concerned with shampoo oompahs and much more preoccupied with urogenital regulation.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Oooompah, ooooompah, diddley Doo

    What’s this crap I’m using called sham-pooo?

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 1 year ago

    Prostate-innate-tion is driving me crazy …

    But what can I shampoo …?

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    Jesse Atwell creator over 1 year ago

    Love the collage

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁  over 1 year ago

    The white horse looks like it lost its unicorn horn.

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    Well paired.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    I like it as a book title. Shampoo Oompahs and Urogenital Regulation is the sort of attention-grabber any author would want! Although the book could be a somber factual non-fiction work, I would rather expect it to be a more fanciful novel, maybe calling to mind a combination of Tom Wolfe, Jack Kerouac, and some one of several Southern Gothic writers (e.g., Truman Capote, Harper Lee, Flannery O’Connor, or Anne Rice). Cf. https://tinyurl.com/2dh2jh8u

    Also, I like the self-portrait of the artist as a young cartoonist (under the “a” and “oo”) and the free-ranging horsehead. Ars Longa….

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