K, hang on a second, I’m writing this down…
Real men don’t:
1. Carry umbrellas
2. Use a straw
3. Order a drink that comes with an umbrella (stupid umbrellas)
4. Wear pink
5. Wear a pinkie ring
6. Whine (oops, you lose!)
7. Shave any part of their body, except the head
8. Sing along to Justin Bieber
9. Carry purses
10. Ask for directions
11. Get facials/mani/pedicures
12. Sit cross legged
13. Have soft hands
14. Watch chick flicks
15. Eat quiche
16. Pay for “it”
17. Wear speedos
18. Wear socks anywhere except your feet
19. Are not scrawny little wimps
20. Never drive in a cute convertible with another man
Man, it’s tough to be a man, not that I’m whining about it or anything…
K, hang on a second, I’m writing this down…
Real men don’t:
1. Carry umbrellas
2. Use a straw
3. Order a drink that comes with an umbrella (stupid umbrellas)
4. Wear pink
5. Wear a pinkie ring
6. Whine (oops, you lose!)
7. Shave any part of their body, except the head
8. Sing along to Justin Bieber
9. Carry purses
10. Ask for directions
11. Get facials/mani/pedicures
12. Sit cross legged
13. Have soft hands
14. Watch chick flicks
15. Eat quiche
16. Pay for “it”
17. Wear speedos
18. Wear socks anywhere except your feet
19. Are not scrawny little wimps
20. Never drive in a cute convertible with another man
Man, it’s tough to be a man, not that I’m whining about it or anything…