Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 29, 2023

Hmmm. Those figures look familiar. Where have I seen them before? Think, think, think.

Truth be told it was fennel. The b side of the suck is the blow. The Lone Ranger eschewed the nickname resulting in its subsequent corruption, spawning, and consumption. Bow thine heads: lettuce prey.

I’m a newbie when it comes to gnudi.

Unchock the crop dusters!

Embrace the suck … my new mantra …❗️

I stand four square in favor of sequestering quinoa farmers. Maybe in the bathmat factory unemployment line?

Ha! Exactly what I was thinking just before I stopped myself.

Frog Applause cooking hint: Prepare your gnudi nude but not the sauce!

Always question quinoa farmers’ motives, and when embracing the suck, watch out for hidden anis stars.

Quinoa’s Gnudi Farmer blowing and sucking. The trees bend, the gnomes wear see threw cloth and justify accordingly. The sucking face is in the stone of pot plants,therefore known by all peeps.

Preforming Soup Bowls

The quinoa farmer idea is excellent.

During the night when you’re asleep,

Onto your scalp the dandruff germs will creep.

Bringing down the flakes like snow,

Among hair follicles the piles grow.

Although the germs are not religious

Their love of Christmas is prodigious.

That’s when snowflakes are much treasured

And their small delights are doubly pleasured.

So at holidays give them a break —

Do not of “Head and Shoulders” partake!

Ha! Embrace the suck. I need that on a T-shirt!

now everybody! all together now

Remember those “This is your brain on drugs” commercials? This is your brain on Frog Applause. Half the time, I’m unsure whether I’m high on Frog Applause or it’s just the flashbacks. Oh the Flashbacks!

Buy and hold quinoa for a secure financial future.

It is important to remember, that the first lesson any mammal learns, is that life sucks the big one.

Panicky babies! Obviously not Froglandian!

“When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.” [attributed to Herman Wouk.}

A gaggle of pseudo-Italian cuisine gourmands, totally troubled! Except for Number Three. That boy is sick. “Embrace the suck”? Yeah, sure. Anyway, quotable NCO-speak for “deal with it!” If these looney lads are all daffy spawn of the military, put ’em in the brig or stockade!

A little Peace and Calm for our Sunday, please….

gnudi in disguise…

…my wife is actually a great cook…

…spontaneous…

…creative…

…simple…

…and complicated…

…at the same time…

…she could not only be on one of those chef cook off shows…

…but it is my belief….

…very capable of winning each and every one of them…

…her talent is wasted on me…

…I can eat Vienna sausages out of a can every day…

…Spam works for me…

…a massive complex juicy burger is not to my liking…

…juicy means under cooked hamburger meat to me…

…which is not only disgusting…

…but possibly disease ridden…

…ugh…

…and that’s from a guy that eats Vienna sausages every day…

…I mean…

…I like a medium rare steak…

…but a juicy burger…

…might as well serve me under cooked chicken or ham…

…the fanciestvi get is blue cheese salad dressing over French dressing on a house salad…

…like I said…

…my wife’s cooking talents are wasted on me…

If it were possible for this lame comic strip to become any more random, Baphomet Cthulhu meretricious ecdysiast salad… Ô tempora, ô mores, ô Bartleby, ô humanity!

This is leaving me hungry.

In the field of opportunity, It’s plowing time again.

Harvest

By.,..Neil Young

To all the victims – you are in our thoughts and lettuce prayers.

mu people

Embrace the suck …!

How does one embrace the suck??? Inquiring minds want to know.

Nat is rail, natty dread.

Heck ya Earth is flat, God made her, then changed Eve-rything to do Adam-ant up a Jack and Jill hill…

Shelly Green, Lester, and Chester, please take Jack my dog.