I wonder which scale the manicurist used. For model railroads I prefer HO scale. Especially around Christmas and then 3 times. For architectural drawings 1:50 is a good scale for construction documents.
Manicurist or Gargocurist? It’s rare to find a gargoyle with such fine grooming habits. I wonder if the service includes horn sharpening and polishing?
I am temporarily hobbled by the thought that “parapets” may not be le mot juste here! Gargoyles tend to hang out on Gothic cathedrals, plus an occasional Chrysler Building or two. In neither case are the lofty spires and galleries strictly “parapets”!
Superfrog 10 months ago
I’m guessing dark red, all-weather, heavy duty nail polish and a light trim.
Ubintold 10 months ago
Ever see a gargoyle gargle?
PraiseofFolly 10 months ago
But frozen in place/ For so long , the sad case
Rendered him dateless/ Thus leaving him mateless.
But by a stroke of good luck/ A lightning bolt struck,
And intense electron infusion/ Allowed his extrusion.
Off he flew from his spire/ On wings of desire.
Eventually it seems/ He met the goyle of his dreams,
And thus did marry/ The happy gargoyle Gary.
The Old Wolf 10 months ago
That lovely gargoyle sits atop Notre Dame, surveying the City of Lights. https://theoldwolf.Com/Gargoyle.jpg
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 10 months ago
I agree… most lovely.
3hourtour Premium Member 10 months ago
…nails?…
…and all this time I thought they used pegs to keep them on their parapets…
…no manicurist can kill me…
…I’m no man!…
…overlooking the city sat the ancient gargoyle…
…though he had no eyes to see…
…see…
…that’s where English gets complicated…
…what exactly does overlooking the city mean?…
…some medieval…
…and some not so medieval…
…church’s have strange and compelling gargoyle type statues…
…like astronauts…
…Darth Vader…
…naughty positions…
…plus more! …
… a once had a parapets…
…a dog and a cat…
…I hide behind the parapets of my own making…
…ok…
…they’re more like Chia Pets…
….but I’m still emotionally invested…
ericlscott creator 10 months ago
I hope you tipped well.
davidob 10 months ago
Gotta hand it to him. He nailed it.
phritzg Premium Member 10 months ago
And the manicurist sharpened the horn on his head for no extra charge.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 months ago
You know what would really take a lot of effort from Gary? Doing it himself!
pat sandy creator 10 months ago
the craniosacral massage was extra.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 10 months ago
Shortened nails are the road to the graveyard of predatory success.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 10 months ago
There was one applicant, earlier. Due to a misunderstanding, it was a file clerk willing to work for scale.
nancyb creator 10 months ago
Prices fell, along with the manicurist.
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member 10 months ago
Your gonna need a bigger ̶b̶o̶a̶t̶ nail file.
markkahler52 10 months ago
That manicurist? Yeah, a real “chisler!”
Linguist 10 months ago
His nail clippings killed a couple of unsuspecting pedestrians!
Imagine 10 months ago
I wonder which scale the manicurist used. For model railroads I prefer HO scale. Especially around Christmas and then 3 times. For architectural drawings 1:50 is a good scale for construction documents.
charles9156 10 months ago
possibly a one shot deal
Imagine 10 months ago
Parapets: The contraction for people who keep parakeets as pets.
Imagine 10 months ago
Would a joke about paraplegics be considered a lame joke?
lemonbaskt 10 months ago
was it kwan from gil thorp ???
Howard'sMyHero 10 months ago
Outsitting! The yellow scribbles becomes this gargoyle and the parapet two to tutu too …!
Judeeye Premium Member 10 months ago
This gargoyle, secretly suffered the shame of funky toe fungus for centuries, is now working as a manicurist.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 10 months ago
WARNING Do not burn digit nails…
Grod Awful And Quiet Stinking Smelly.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 10 months ago
Open the gates of hell and let me outta here.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 10 months ago
Great Scott paper towels.
Beam up…
davewhamond creator 10 months ago
The manicurist thought he had toe fungus but turns out it was just moss.
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
Likely a social climber.
willie_mctell 10 months ago
The Tibetan ones charge a little bit extra but it’s worth it.
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
Gargoyles are always at the tippy top…be sure to give a very generous tip….and hope she doesn’t fall off the parapet on the way down.
6turtle9 10 months ago
Manicurist or Gargocurist? It’s rare to find a gargoyle with such fine grooming habits. I wonder if the service includes horn sharpening and polishing?
coltish1. 10 months ago
He said it’ll be nice when they get the roof fixed and he can practice spitting hot oil on tourists from Spain and England.
dan thompson creator 10 months ago
You can never tell if a gargoyle enjoyed the manicure because they’re stone-faced.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 10 months ago
Toe nail on Big Foot…
Sisyphos 10 months ago
I am temporarily hobbled by the thought that “parapets” may not be le mot juste here! Gargoyles tend to hang out on Gothic cathedrals, plus an occasional Chrysler Building or two. In neither case are the lofty spires and galleries strictly “parapets”!
R.I.P. Bernie Casey….
Allison "Big Al, the gal" Garwood creator 10 months ago
Hahaha!
mengelji 10 months ago
Look out – Teresa has a parapet on her shoulder today.