Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 19, 2024

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    Linguist  5 months ago

    Once again, Mitch’s stream of conscious thought leads him into a river of irreverent progression.

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    Howard'sMyHero  5 months ago

    Hmmmmandroids …!

    ( prep ayyycha )

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    Chris Sherlock  5 months ago

    " ♪ And if you go chasing rabbits …♪ "

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    ca_jeffo Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’m reminded of one of my favorite phrases: “What do you suppose happened to the poor folks who product-tested Preparations A through G?”

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    *Hot Rod*  5 months ago

    Spiderman senses thee multiple times ahead and shoulders.

    Flakes in the hairdeedo daaà daay

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    *Hot Rod*  5 months ago

    Sense Rhoids chewing gum between the cheek and gums.

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    lawguy05  5 months ago

    Where’s the hat?

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    nancyb creator 5 months ago

    That’s the cure for when it goes straight to your thighs.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 5 months ago

    Yeah, now everybody tighten it up now

    Now look here, we gonna make it mellow for you now

    We gonna make it mellow now

    Archie Bog and the Frogs: Tighten Up

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    charles9156  5 months ago

    there’s a topic for that syntax on “wheel of fortune”

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    6turtle9  5 months ago

    The bunny mind meld is a dangerous thing to the unwary. It can take you down dark alley ways one is unaccustomed to.

    So, would that be a cream puff filled with hemorrhoid cream, or a hemorrhoid looking disarmingly like a cream puff, or a cream puff with a disarmingly hemorrhoidal creamy filling?

    Why not just get yourself a donut and move on…

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    willie_mctell  5 months ago

    The man’s external brain looks interesting. Is it an add on or OEM?

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member 5 months ago

    Soothing AND delicious!

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    3hourtour Premium Member 5 months ago

    …hemorrhoid cream is just one of the over the counter treatments for your roids…

    …besides the outliners of wipes and suppositories…

    …not only is there cream…

    …but also jell..

    …and my favorite…

    ointment…

    …maybe …

    …if you rub one of those on the hare on his head…

    …it would go away…

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    coltish1.  5 months ago

    Still trying to figure out the process for puffing that cream. (Wow, I’m sure I’m skirting some GC Overlords’ red zone here. Not that it’s the first time.)

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 5 months ago

    Blog: My mill grinds.

    Web search: Food Defect Levels Handbook

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    Gets me every time.

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    Howard'sMyHero  5 months ago

    HARE …!

    ( what we have hair is a failyer ta camoonicate! )

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    artjohn42  5 months ago

    Is there a vet in the house? That poor rabbit has a human-shaped tumor on its stomach!

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    markkahler52  5 months ago

    That rabbit’s ears make great antennae!!

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    Prof. Mementomori's Chamber of Methane Horrors  5 months ago

    FLASHBACK THEATER PRESENTS:

    You know what they say, “Your chances of being killed by a bunny are low, but they’re never zero.”

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    3hourtour Premium Member 5 months ago

    …you never hear of Squire Boone…

    …though he participated in most of his brother’s exploits…

    …probably because of the fact …

    …while Daniel wore a coon-skin cap…

    …Squire wore a harepiece…

    …Simon Kenton was every bit the frontiersman as either…

    …but got none of the glory…

    …ie…

    …while protecting Boonesboro from the injuns…

    …Dan got shot in the leg …

    …Sam was carrying him…

    …trying to get back into the fort…

    …but between the gate & them were two warriors with tomahawks…

    … unperturbed, Samuel ran with Daniel in his arms towards them…

    …lift him up and threw him at the two startled opponents…

    …knocking them both down…

    …Samuel grabbed one of the tomahawks…

    …dispatched of both of his enemies…

    …and drug/dragged Daniel Boone inside the fort…

    …where Squire closed and secured the doors…

    …"We never would had made it without ya…

    …exclaimed Samuel Kenton…

    …Thank ya, Squire…

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member 5 months ago

    …in the shapes of bunny tails, right?!

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