Yesterday on page 22 I found 3 separate instances where an Oxford comma was necessary. There were at least 15 split infinitives in the document. 12 sentences ended with prepositions. Apostrophe abuse was rife,
Real proof readers (and editors) are an extinct species. Just read any news website to prove it for yourself. So if you want to be taken to a proof reader you’ll have to visit a graveyard and dig one up.
The Old Wolf 13 days ago
Mind the kerning. Beware of the rivers.
nancyb creator 13 days ago
I need proof.
Imagine 13 days ago
The proof lies in the pudding. No idea how it got there, though.
goboboyd 13 days ago
AI in the murky flesh, in a misty swamp of Nouveau grammar and spelling.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 12 days ago
Caution: Proof reader on duty. Please stow all errors in locked overhead compartment.
The Goon Show Premium Member 12 days ago
This reminds me of two songs, “Take Me To Your Ladder” by Buddy Clinton, and “Take Me To Your Leader Cha-Cha-Cha” by SAM SPACE and the CADETS.
Lee Hauser Premium Member 12 days ago
Teresa needs readers.
charles9156 12 days ago
oh no! it’s happening ..
painedsmile 12 days ago
My guess the proofreader and the “take me to your leader” are the same person.
Howard'sMyHero 12 days ago
D.a.m.n. it all …!
markkahler52 12 days ago
From some of the things I’ve read lately, it’s hard to believe such individuals even exst!!
Mike Baldwin creator 12 days ago
Mistakes happen, what’s important is that you learn how to blame them on somebody else.
Jml58 12 days ago
Do we really need a proof reader here?
willie_mctell 12 days ago
Yesterday on page 22 I found 3 separate instances where an Oxford comma was necessary. There were at least 15 split infinitives in the document. 12 sentences ended with prepositions. Apostrophe abuse was rife,
6turtle9 12 days ago
Shout out to Hitlers speech proofreader. The original grammar nazi.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 12 days ago
I am in a nation of well fed people.
USA, feed me a Lobster Stake meal in a can.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 12 days ago
Spelling Check in a bottle.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 12 days ago
Most home runs Henry Arron.
Henry’s home plate totals.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 12 days ago
Arron Judd goes park it.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 12 days ago
Wow your clock what caused that.
3hourtour Premium Member 12 days ago
…Here yea…
…here yea…
…rum: 80 proof…
…tequila: 100 proof…
…vodka: 180 proof…
…whiskey:120 proof…
…the proof is in the tasting…
…Froglandia Bubble Cream: 192 proof…
…Here yea…
…here yea…
…read all about it…there is proof that sharks are safer than batteries…
Randy B Premium Member 12 days ago
Yes, the roof-breader is the only one who can make it tasty, even though it will still be indigestible.
Superfrog 12 days ago
Sadly she was a tragic victim of dodgy auto-correction.
davidob 12 days ago
I can hardly wait for the cream of fish eye bagel. Spread the word.
davidob 12 days ago
Cheese it, the cops.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member 11 days ago
Mr. Burns in The Springfield Files?
Mad-ge Dish Soap 11 days ago
I shot Marshall Dillon,
But I did not shoot Festus.
Rista 10 days ago
Real proof readers (and editors) are an extinct species. Just read any news website to prove it for yourself. So if you want to be taken to a proof reader you’ll have to visit a graveyard and dig one up.