Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 01, 2024

We all llament your problems.

Go for it, and enjoy!

You want to leave the lland of the llame to go to the lland of the llama?

OK, Alpaca a bag and saddle up the vicuna..

National Zoo?

Have you tried the new Winamp? I really whips the llama’s butt.

Llama..Taboot.. Taboot!!

That went from lame to llama very quickly.

…Kansas is far away from me…

…i saw a motorcycle wipeout there…

…that is also where I learned that Google is pinging us…

…in stopped traffic on a cloudy day…

…and it knew traffic was stopped…

…it knew where we all were…

…now…

…I let it count my steps…

…my wife via some app…

…always knows where I am…

…me…the most boring person on earth…

…is being followed…

…except for on my blogs…

…that’s where I rule over AI…

…no one follows me down those tunnels…

…Groundhog’s Day was never the same day over…

…everyday was different…

I don’t know. I’ll have to ask my llama.

digitallamas

The place with the llamas no longer has them. They have been gone a long time. Llamas will spit in your face.

Of course! Analog llamas are always better than digital llamas.

The llamafication of Frog Applause™ is long overdue, BUT …

the verbification of nouns is a portent of doom.

I will, but if either you or the llama spit on me, I am outta there!

I’d llove to join you, Theresa! Let’s drop our pretenses and the L outta here!

Llama Llama ding dong!! ☺️☺️☺️

Lla ma think about it and I’ll get back to you.