Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 25, 2024

Bunny the pinhead!

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Rabies Bunny’s bad to the bone

If his bite don’t get you, there’s always the foam…

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— traditional seasonal blues carol at Chez Jessica

I suppose I should feel honored this rabbit was willing to let its guard down and show me its real self, but I kind of wish nobody had chewed through the charging cable for my nose hair trimmer.

Happy Holidays, Teresa!

As yet, you’ve provided no “clues” to prove the point…

Pardon me, boys . . .

Is that the Chatanooga Chew-Chew?

What instead of lettuce and carrots? Jimson weed and pscilocybin mushrooms?

If I didn’t know better, I’d say that was a jackalope.

Looks like Uncle Fester’s headache cure.

We’ve got you pegged. You’ll be hung out to dry.

Pin it on the rabbit.

“I ate through the clothesline, and things rabbitly got out of control!”

I think I’ll pass…gas.

Any lagomorph with a clothespin for a head is immediately sus.

…what a pinhead…

…sad how down hill Playboy has gone…

…Tú eres un charro…

…Rocky The Kid, una porquería…

…Yo un campeón, Rocky Marciano, Rocky Balboa, Rocky Maivia…

…RIP Rocky Colavito…

…OSU sings Good ‘Ol Rockytop…

…nothing up my sleeve…

…must be the wrong hat…

…Oswald the Lucky Rabbit did not kill George Kennedy…

…but he did love him and hold him…

…and I’ve always wondered why there are so many rabbits in Frog Applause…

…and why diamonds are a girl’s best friend…

…but a man’s best friend is his dog…

…yo! You go Krypto…

…best soup trailer ever… !!! …

…when i was 5 or six I got a stuff animal frog…

…destiny or free will…

…I go with destiny…

…because the ads that pop up on my phone …

…tempt…

…dare…

…but 4-ever fail…

…because it never gives me sexy pictures of my old girlfriends…

…for nostalgic purposes only…

…because AI can’t do it…

…Harry keep the change…

You know IT knows Carrot-tay …!

( kee-aye-yi-yi )

She used to get a pretty good reception in the old days, but couldn’t sit still on the hot Bakelite Zenith. Fell on hard times. Hired out in a local laundry, then reinvented self in advertising with the “Clips are for Treads!” tagline for JackRabbit tires. Early proponent of juicing; angel investor of Orange Julius. Got out before the Great Crash of ’29. The rest is herstory.

Pizza anyone, an overload today.

Cotton Candy anyone, spin cycle.

A time it’s helpful to be thin-skinned? If you’re gravy.

— Nebuchadnezzar Scrood

What do you get when you cross a clothes pin and a bunny?

Frog Applause™

The Head on that Draw of Bud Light is Very Miller Killer Lite®

Garden of Roses and veggie platter. Vinyl of 9 inches.

A pink pinkie found its home run…

Leftover pizza and apple pie.

This RABBIT on the run is so pinched by wedgies.

Does this call the woodenly Nicholas of Santa Claus.

So this must be how they keep ’em on the rails at the greyhound track.