FurBabies by Nancy Beiman for November 18, 2024

Silver pies?

Gold Doubloons and Pieces of Eight, all belong to Applegate,

from buccaneers, who fought for years,

for Gold Doubloons, and Pieces of Eight.

Handed down in a pirate’s chest, the gold they sailed for east and west,

the treasure bright, that made men fight,

til none were left to bury the chest.

So now the gold and Pieces of Eight, all belong to Applegate,

the chest is here, but, stop, wait, where are all the Gold Doubloons

and Pieces of Eight, Pieces of Eight, Pieces of Eight?

They’re hungry, so they are looking to have the pie in eight pieces, not six. Is Chaos the pied piper of pirates?

Get them out of there Kate, sand holes can easily collapse.

Pieces of Pizza!! Stacks o pepperoni galore!!

When an instigator says one thing, and the followers hear something else, shenanigans will ensue. They’ll be bringing a bit of the beach home with them.

Eight slices of pie are worth the effort of digging that deep.