Transcript:
Jon: What happened to you, Garfield? You were walking down the street minding your own business... You stopped to smell a flower... When a big dog slipped up behind you...
*CLOBBER*
Jon: And beat the stuffing out of you.
Garfield: You are so right.
Jon spends toooo much time with Garfield; he needs to get life. Or at least a girl.