Garfield by Jim Davis for January 14, 1984
Transcript:
Clock: Don't you think you should be getting up now? Garfield: Look, conscience, get out of my life. I have no use for you. Clock: Careful, fella, or I'll call in my big brother. Garfield: Who's he? Clock: Guilt. Food: On the jogging track in 5 minutes, sucker! Be there!
MURP