Garfield by Jim Davis for March 24, 1987
Transcript:
Jon: I think you're going to like this restaurant, Bertha. Bertha: As long as they serve food. Garfield: A woman after my own heart. Waiter: Would you like a table or a booth? Jon: A table, please. Garfield: And the lady will have a booth. Bertha: What do you have to do to get any service around here? Jon: You have to get your table first. Garfield: That's a stupid rule.
Second panel cracked me up