Garfield by Jim Davis for May 01, 1988
Transcript:
Garfield: It's another "hurts to move" morning. Hello, what's this? A shoe, a single shoe. Why is it you find only one shoe in the trash? One shoe on a sidewalk? One shoe in the street? Why don't people pitch shoes in pairs?! We'll just find out. *knock knock knock* Man: Yes? Garfield: Never mind.
lemme tell you a joke. knock, knock. (you reply.)