Garfield by Jim Davis for October 12, 1991
Transcript:
Jon: So, Doc, how about dinner with me? Liz: No. Jon: Lunch? Liz: No. Jon: Brunch? Liz: No. Jon: How about sharing a sack of honey-roasted nuts from the machine in the hall?! Liz: Look, Arbuckle, what do I have to do to convince you that I don't want to go out with you? Garfield: Anything short of a death threat is wasting your breath.
Wait 15 years and she will change her mind.