Garfield by Jim Davis for May 23, 1993
Transcript:
Garfield: WHAT?! Oh, come on! I can't be THAT fat! Scale: Sorry, it's true. Garfield: You must be lying! Scale: Impossible. We computers are incapable of lying or any human emotion. You really ARE that fat. Garfield: Sigh. Scale: hee hee hee. Me and my big voice chip.
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