Garfield by Jim Davis for March 20, 2005
Transcript:
Garfield: Oh, no! My sock puppet has turned into a bloodthirsty zombie! He attacks an unsuspecting victim! Jon: What are you doing, GArfield? Garfield: And sucks his life forces right out through his skull! Jon: Sigh. Garfield: Oh! This is so horrible I can't watch! Jon: I'm going to throw this thing in the washer. Garfield: It's evil! Use bleach!
Wait. That wouldn’t work. Jon doesn’t have a life.