Garfield by Jim Davis for May 25, 2008
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*boop bip beep beep bip* Liz: Hi, Jon. It's Liz I can't decide what to wear tonight. At first I thought my blue dress would be perfect, but then I decided my red top and skirt would look even better... Then I couldn't find any shoes to go with THAT, so I switched to the green cocktail dress, but the zipper on that was stuck... So I tried the purple strapless gown on, but the clutch purse that goes with it has a huge mascara smudge on it, and besides, I still think it makes my hips look big... So now I'm back to the dress, unless I can find a way to make that red top and skirt work with sandals, or something open-toed in a neutral color. Liz (on the phone): What are you wearing? Jon: My suit. Garfield: Hurray for guys.
girls have this complicated process of getting ready. All us boys have to do is splash water on our face and we’re good.