I could bore you all to death by citing the entirety of a traditional African text along these lines from a book called People of the Aurora, but the fun I’d have in boring you is outweighed by the limitation I have on my time. :))
I had my one and only on a train three hours each way. Why. oh why oh Lord didn’t I think of there’s a hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a hole in my bucket doesn’t work unless you have some other idiot who wants to play.
This is the maiden, tattered and torn, who milked the cow with the crumpled horn that tossed the dog that chased the cat that killed the rat that ate the wheat that lay in the house that Jack built.
Cheese in the mouse, mouse in the hole, house in the neighborhood, neighborhood in the town, town in the city, city in the state, state in the continent, continent in the world, world in the solar system, solar system in the galaxy, galaxy in the universe, universe made from god.
ChocPi over 14 years ago
…There’s a hole, there’s a hole, there’s a hole in the middle of Jon’s skull… :-D
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
Well go get a little piece of drywall and fix it Jon.
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
There’s a hole in the bucket, dear Jon, dear Jon.
gjackers over 14 years ago
Yee-haw ! You go, Garf ! Jon may need to get his line-dancing costume out soon !
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Woo-hoo! Love the tune Keep on singin’ boys..
The Duke 1 over 14 years ago
NOT clear on the concept!
Hillbillyman over 14 years ago
This is very clever. I love the ‘There’s a whole in the bottom of the sea’ parody.
moronbis over 14 years ago
Jon should try talking with the mouse. Kick Garfield out of the house.
linsonl over 14 years ago
Flag spammers!
kpreethy over 14 years ago
LOv to sing the song………….
IdahoSpud over 14 years ago
Talented mouse. That hole is a perfect arch.
RI Red Hen over 14 years ago
Too cute!
GreighWolf over 14 years ago
Squaredance ho-down! YEEE HAWW!! >XD
Dkram over 14 years ago
Powerboy said, about 5 hours ago
“This is very clever. I love the ‘There’s a whole in the bottom of the sea’ parody.”
Also “Hole in the Ground” which you get a tree in the end.
“There was an old woman who swallowed a fly.”
Many of them, and I love them all
How ever I digress (big time)
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Rakkav over 14 years ago
I could bore you all to death by citing the entirety of a traditional African text along these lines from a book called People of the Aurora, but the fun I’d have in boring you is outweighed by the limitation I have on my time. :))
rotts over 14 years ago
And the green grass grew all around, all around…
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I had my one and only on a train three hours each way. Why. oh why oh Lord didn’t I think of there’s a hole in the bottom of the sea. There’s a hole in my bucket doesn’t work unless you have some other idiot who wants to play.
pawpawbear over 14 years ago
@ Johanan-Where can we find this text, “People of the Aurora”?
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Doo dah, doo dah… Da Camptown Garfield’s meow this song All the doo dah day.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Early to rise, early to the snacks Thank god I’m a country boy…..
Mukyou over 14 years ago
Rare bog, the rattlin’ bog, The bog down in the valley-oh, Rare bog, the rattlin’ bog, The bog down in the valley-oh.
natureboyfig4 Premium Member over 14 years ago
“theeeeeeere’s a boot in the bottom of the cat. There’s a boot in the bottom of the cat….”
:-P
flirtinggranny6149 over 14 years ago
I love GARFIELD he is my favorite cat.
madmarge over 14 years ago
♪ ♫ …and the green grass grew all around, all around and the green grass grew all around. ♫ ♪
germanvisitor over 12 years ago
Unten in der grünen Au steht ein Birnbaum, trägt Laub.
Romeo2Delta2 over 5 years ago
This is the maiden, tattered and torn, who milked the cow with the crumpled horn that tossed the dog that chased the cat that killed the rat that ate the wheat that lay in the house that Jack built.
i like catS over 4 years ago
A cup had a hole in it the water hit the floor the floor is wet ohhhhhhhhhhhhh the floor is wet the water hit the floor a cup had a hole in it.
ComicLover4 over 4 years ago
this cracked me up for some reason
Quincy :) over 3 years ago
Ummm… interesting to say the least
Bring da bling almost 3 years ago
Cheese in the mouse, mouse in the hole, house in the neighborhood, neighborhood in the town, town in the city, city in the state, state in the continent, continent in the world, world in the solar system, solar system in the galaxy, galaxy in the universe, universe made from god.