Garfield by Jim Davis for December 19, 2010
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"Weeks Ago:" Liz: Ah! *bip bip boop beep boop boop bip* Liz: I'd like to order a present for my boyfriend... It's the one on page 32...my credit card number is... There! That was easy. "Now:" Jon: Think she'd like a tire pressure gauge? Garfield: We're BACHELORS, baby.
wire2u about 14 years ago
and you will be for a very long time
Llewellenbruce about 14 years ago
I’m sure that’s not on her wish list Jon.
LittleSister18 about 14 years ago
LOL! Garfield :-)
codycab about 14 years ago
Nothings easy for you huh Jon?
kraftjeff about 14 years ago
“We’re bachelors baby” and if you get her a tire gauge you are gonna stay that way….
pouncingtiger about 14 years ago
Jon’s a lost cause.
Hillbillyman about 14 years ago
I’d like one of ‘em tar gages!
jlb839 about 14 years ago
You know that isn’t a bad idea if she has one of the new cars that tells you when it drops below the pressure due to the temperature change. Though she also has to be one of the few “strange” women like my mom and myself.
lichtlee about 14 years ago
Buy her a new car,Jon!
debbieprice about 14 years ago
hope that tire guage comes with a camaro
ses1066 about 14 years ago
That the human race manages to continue to propagate is the single absolute demonstration that the various biological imperatives overcome everything else. Best of luck there Jon, but you better try harder because you are going one step forward and two back at this rate!
As a never-married bachelor, I can see my friends and know what I have and are missing, both good and bad. For those who may not have this perspective, even with all of the potential traps and pitfalls, I miss what I never had - it is a failure on my part.
holden221 about 14 years ago
is that Garfield’s famous line i hear?
pawpawbear about 14 years ago
Tell the truth. Jon is cousin to Larry the Cable-Guy. Merry Christmas.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 14 years ago
Bachelors baby? What was your first clue!
Justice22 about 14 years ago
Easy for her. It doesn’t take long to order a bow tie.
Taylorboo98 about 14 years ago
wow john she gets yo somthing special and you get her somthing that is not special wow good luck with your relationship
thestargazer1682 about 14 years ago
It’s mildly funny, but a little trite. I’m a single guy and finished most of my shopping weeks ago; and any purchases completed more recently, were more of the need to wait for the right funds to free up. But they’re all here now, waiting for me to wrap them. Hopefully I’ll do that before the day before this year….
bestis2come about 14 years ago
Oy vey, what a schmuck - well as long as he wises up before stores close on Christmas Eve. Jewelry is usually a good save. But then again,… you can give anything, as long as it’s accompanied with a well-written note on a beautiful card.
shermanmacoy about 14 years ago
cool thank you
frrykid Premium Member about 14 years ago
As was mentioned in some of yesterday’s postings, maybe Jon should just cut to the chase and get Liz “the ring.”
magnamax about 14 years ago
Just go into any store that has jewel somewher in it’s name and buy ANYTHING.
Tsali-Queyi about 14 years ago
My wife and I decide what we want to spend on each other and we spend that amount on ourselves and say it’s from the other. Worked for 32 years and we always get what we want.
IdahoSpud about 14 years ago
Tsali Queyi, I love your method!
Seeker149 Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I’m surprised to see that no one wondered why Liz is still ordering by phone.
RafeWeisz over 11 years ago
You get in love with the “We are bachelors, baby” line after a while.
NewOrleansSaints over 8 years ago
Here we go again.
Pets of the comics almost 4 years ago
HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE SAID IT!!!!!!!
WentBrown almost 4 years ago
He’s taking bachelorhood to a new low.