Liz: Any New Year's resolutions, Garfield? Garfield: To stop eating junk food, and to exercise every day. And to curb my incessant lying.
May 14, 2024
you really need to work on that, for sure
What happened to Liz in panel three? Maybe she’srolling around on the floor laughing.
if you were to do that, garfield, it would be called a diet.
Garfield, if you can’t lie to your vet, who can you lie to?
Very right!!!!!
Same ol’ same ol.
I guess the resolution and his lying cancel both out so he actually didn’t make a resolution.
… Hmm? What if there both a lie? LOL I feel better now!
Why curb your lieing? No one keep New Year’s Resolutions anyway.
not gonna work
Same here Susan. No resolutions means no depression for not keeping them.
Hahaha. You’re funny Garfield.
Hahaha
Always make a resolution you can keep. I resolve not to have a sex change operation this year.
That’ll be a challenge!
xxx
That resolution will last about seven seconds. A well padded seven seconds.
You and me both, Garf.
Funny
So is she reading his thought balloon or is it just retorical? Is her last name Doolittle?
ROTFL! :-))
Well, there’s one resolution broken before it even got said.
Fin3cy6 almost 13 years ago
you really need to work on that, for sure
Llewellenbruce almost 13 years ago
What happened to Liz in panel three? Maybe she’srolling around on the floor laughing.
michael100 almost 13 years ago
if you were to do that, garfield, it would be called a diet.
Catfeet Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Garfield, if you can’t lie to your vet, who can you lie to?
Grecommando almost 13 years ago
Very right!!!!!
codycab almost 13 years ago
Same ol’ same ol.
kbyrdleroy123 almost 13 years ago
I guess the resolution and his lying cancel both out so he actually didn’t make a resolution.
Trainwreck_1 almost 13 years ago
… Hmm? What if there both a lie? LOL I feel better now!
Brother_James437 almost 13 years ago
Why curb your lieing? No one keep New Year’s Resolutions anyway.
Willsr71 almost 13 years ago
not gonna work
IdahoSpud almost 13 years ago
Same here Susan. No resolutions means no depression for not keeping them.
IdahoSpud almost 13 years ago
Hahaha. You’re funny Garfield.
maurarocks101 almost 13 years ago
Hahaha
Tsali-Queyi almost 13 years ago
Always make a resolution you can keep. I resolve not to have a sex change operation this year.
Number Three almost 13 years ago
That’ll be a challenge!
xxx
AStarofDestiny almost 13 years ago
That resolution will last about seven seconds. A well padded seven seconds.
momazilla almost 13 years ago
You and me both, Garf.
Awesome comic99 almost 13 years ago
Funny
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
So is she reading his thought balloon or is it just retorical? Is her last name Doolittle?
iced tea almost 13 years ago
ROTFL! :-))
bluegirl285 almost 13 years ago
Well, there’s one resolution broken before it even got said.