Jon: Ahhh... It's Sunday, Garfield! Today I'm not going to do anything...just like you.
Phone: Riiing
Liz: Hi, Jon, it's Liz.
Jon: Hi, Liz!
Liz: Want to do something today?
Jon: Sure! I'll be right over!
*Slap!*
Garfield: Rookie.
We’re busy doing nothingWoking the whole day throughTrying to findLots of things not to doWe’re busy going nowhereIsn’t it just a crime?!We’d like to be unhappy, butWe never do have the time.
Those were the days, my friends.Now there are too many people doing nothing who would dearly love to be DOING something and EARNING something.
Step one to taking the day off is to turn off and unplug all phones. I once even went as far as to park my truck at a friend’s house the next street over so people thought I was not home.
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
Time to relax and…wait, what?
in.amongst over 11 years ago
the Parent-rap!
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 11 years ago
Nobody does nothing better than Garfield!
Darryl Heine over 11 years ago
Why did Jon slap himself in the face? Rookie!
mariorules91 over 11 years ago
Rookie indeed.
Daniel Aplet over 11 years ago
Yes compared to Garfield Jon is a rookie at doing nothing.
apGwilym over 11 years ago
We’re busy doing nothingWoking the whole day throughTrying to findLots of things not to doWe’re busy going nowhereIsn’t it just a crime?!We’d like to be unhappy, butWe never do have the time.
Those were the days, my friends.Now there are too many people doing nothing who would dearly love to be DOING something and EARNING something.
dreadlokz over 11 years ago
Only Garfield can’t do anything.
fixer1967 over 11 years ago
Step one to taking the day off is to turn off and unplug all phones. I once even went as far as to park my truck at a friend’s house the next street over so people thought I was not home.
codycab over 11 years ago
You have much to learn young jon.
jackdohany over 11 years ago
Hmmm. I wonder what the “something” is that she has in mind! Could be something interesting.
Number Three over 11 years ago
Awwwwwwwww! There’s THAT plan out the window.
LOL xxx
Brightspot60 over 11 years ago
Gien the reflexive way he said “yes”, that was his GF, the vet.
snoopy323 over 11 years ago
The most I have seen of garfield is the bottom of his feet.
Alanorei over 11 years ago
It can’t get better than a visit from Liz – but Jon may therefore have to put on a tie, one that Liz approves of.
Alanorei over 11 years ago
That should of course be a visit TO Liz. All else still applies though.
AppletonCC over 11 years ago
I haven’t seen a phone like that in (literally) decades!
calvinsfriend110 over 11 years ago
It would, Garfield is about as entertaining as a rock.
TexTech over 11 years ago
It is rare for us to agree Sarge, but I will have to go with you on this one!
AmyGrantfan51774 over 11 years ago
wonder what Liz wants to do on Sunday????!!!!!
spyroclub1 over 6 years ago
Isn’t it convenient that their right in behind the phone at the time?
Asriel over 2 years ago
Rookie mistake.
little big nate over 1 year ago
he should have just said no ended the call and slept all day