Garfield by Jim Davis for April 15, 2018

perhaps Jon failed to read the fine print on the briquettes’ bag: “warning: these briquettes don’t actually light themselves”

Time to smack Jon upside the head again, Garfield… with a can of lighter fluid.

Just go to burger king and be done with it, guys.

As Bill Engvall would say…..“Here’s your sign”!

Okay, stupid question (I don’t barbecue): What exactly ARE self-starting coals?

Not even, Odie, is that dense

Jon is not self-starting.

Garfield, knowing where Jon keeps the donuts is not the trick. Figuring out how to get them from between his ears is!

D’oh! Nuts.

Be careful, Crankshaft. Er, I mean Jon.

Time to order pizza.

Donuts sounds just right about now, no need to barbecue them.

donuts sound great right about now

If garfield knew where Jon hid the donuts there wouldn’t be any…

Self-starting sounds pretty dangerous to have laying around in the garage.

What an ID10T!

Look in the bag Jon, theres a Jack-alope call in there.You blow it and the local Jack-alope comes by and lights it for you…And Jack-alopes are real! I worked with a guy who saw a stuffed one in a bar once….Must have been a relative of Jon….

Mmmmmmmmmmm ………. donuts. Raspberry jelly-filled, PLEASE!!!!! ;-)

Somebody please light up Jon & throw him on the grill…. 8^)

is he actually intending to eat those?

Imagine the fire hazard of charcoal that spontaneously combusts…

jon jon jon… you realy should not me a grown up

This kinda thing happened a few years ago in a strip where Jon told Liz that his oven was “self-cleaning”. Obviously, Jon is stupid and takes the “self-starting” thing literally.

(epic facepalm)