Garfield by Jim Davis for July 02, 2021

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    BJ40  over 3 years ago

    In the fourth comic frame, Garfield smashes up the talking scales … AGAIN.

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    Clarence  over 3 years ago

    It’s weird how the weight pad can talk

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    codycab  over 3 years ago

    “Say you’re sorry!” “Ok. You’re sorry!”

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    arjun.shriv  over 3 years ago

    More like “Sorry not sorry”.

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    The Collector  over 3 years ago

    You’ll be sorry when Garfield destroys you.

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    oddhumor  over 3 years ago

    You got what you asked for Garfield, just not what you intended. LOL!

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    BJ40  over 3 years ago

    That’s why weighing yourself during dieting, is not a good thing to do, you’ll only feel worse if there’s no improvement.

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    Usually it says, “Hey! One at a time!”

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    hariseldon59  over 3 years ago

    Similar to a joke used on the Flintstones decades ago

    Fred: “How can you be so stupid?”Barney: “Hey, that’s not very nice. Say you’re sorry!”Fred: “I’m sorry you’re stupid.”

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    amethyst52 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “One of you will have to get off.”

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    salemadar_pete_11  over 3 years ago

    Garfield is STILL fatV? Lay off the lasonya you fat cat !

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    salemadar_pete_11  over 3 years ago

    FATSO Garfield !

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    BJ40  over 3 years ago

    I’m SO SORRY ….. NOT.

    in a sarcastic tone.

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    SamuelMeasa  over 3 years ago

    After 40 years with this machine, you think he would know better.

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    BJ40  over 3 years ago

    You’ve all heard of fender benders ?

    Well, Garfield’s a talking scale fender bender.

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    BJ40  over 3 years ago

    To quote Cartman from South Park … “I’M NOT FAT, I’M BIG BONED !!!”.

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    Johnny Appleseed   over 3 years ago

    Lol, clever

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    Sanspareil  over 3 years ago

    Garfield is not fat, just gravitationaly challenged!

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    BigDaveGlass  over 3 years ago

    I didn’t realize that flea collar weighed so much…..

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    TwilightFaze  over 3 years ago

    This was a Flintstones skit. Just replace fat with stupid. It was funny then and it’s funny now!

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    cubswin2016  over 3 years ago

    It is time for Garfield to get a hammer.

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Garfield isn’t fat. He’s horizontally gifted.

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    dcdete.  over 3 years ago

    I’m trying to remember who first originated this You’re fat/ I demand an apology joke? Rodney Dangerfield or W.C. Fields?

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    KianWatsonY10  over 3 years ago

    If Santa was here he would give coal to that scale.

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    Fat chance of getting an apology from that wise-a$$ scale, Garf! :D

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    You demand an apology, Garfield…for what, the truth?

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    DafnaFradkin  over 3 years ago

    hey, guys! my birthday’s next week!

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    Chris  over 3 years ago

    jump on it next time. Lets see it respond to that. :D

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Garfield is going to bust that scale soon.

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    Just stomp it Garfield

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Stop the fat shaming ya skinny clown!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Hammer that thing to death, Garfield

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    jnacombs  over 3 years ago

    don’t make him jump on you, like in the Thanksgiving special!

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 3 years ago

    If I had a hammer of 25 1/2 pounds…I would be 25 1/2 pounds heavier

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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    this seems like a re-run

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    CaveCat87  over 3 years ago

    See, this is why it’s important to be specific in these types of situations. Garfield should have clarified for the scale to apologize for calling him fat, but he didn’t. That’s what TVTropes refers to as Ambiguous Syntax.

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    “I demand a retraction!”

    “OK, I’m not sorry that you’re fat!”

    ((( ^ • ᴥ • ^ )))

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    Goat from PBS  over 3 years ago

    The scale may be sorry, but we wouldn’t have it any other way.

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    ThatMapleGuy  over 3 years ago

    I know this is stupid but, is Garfield actually talking or is it a thought?

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    Smug King (Bonky Apprentice)  over 3 years ago

    Garfield you do need to lose a couple pounds!

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    Katzi428  over 3 years ago

    Garfield isn’t fat! He’s fluffy!!

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    Nate Wright (Mischief God)  over 3 years ago

    Not the apology you were looking for, eh?

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    ReaderReaderReader12  over 3 years ago

    OOOOOH SNAP! BURRRRRRRN.

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    hagarthehorrible  over 3 years ago

    Technically that’s an apology, alright.

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    MT Wallet   over 3 years ago

    President Garfield was shot on this day in history. I read the strip last night in a real newspaper that had Garfield The Cat’s age. Of course, no cat has ever lived that long and I think the strip needs to stop telling us his age. Looking at the comments to see if that was mentioned, I found a reference to President Garfield. The commenter was wrong, because Taft was the fat president. Jim Davis was named for his grandfather who was in turn named for the president.

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Fair enough, you got what you asked for, plus a bonus: truth.

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    karmakat01  over 3 years ago

    you had it coming, Garfield.

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    w16521  over 3 years ago

    Well that scale is brutally honest! At least it didn’t yell out “Mercy”!

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    DEACON FRED  over 3 years ago

    HA!!

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    chromosome Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Looks like each of his feet are about as big as his stomach.

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    Firestar  about 3 years ago

    HAHAHA! I have the book that that comic is in! #16

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    Sakumon16  9 months ago

    I despise that scale

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