Once when I was fixing to start a new diet program they told me to give away anything fattening. The diet program was set to begin on Monday and it was Friday. I said I only had a few pieces of banana bread so I’d finish them off over the weekend. They told me to give it to a skinny friend. They acted like I’d gain 20 lbs from a couple slices of banana bread. I said it’s 2 lousy slices of banana bread not an entire chocolate cake with ice cream.
BJ40 over 3 years ago
The fridge IS the tardis, it’s grown back in size again.
Garfield’s guard over 3 years ago
…and end the diet before it begins…
arjun.shriv over 3 years ago
At this point, Garfield is a god at cheating in dieting.
codycab over 3 years ago
We still have so much to learn from this cat.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
good work, Garfield
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 3 years ago
It’s a sin to waste food….which makes ME a freakin’ archangel!
catmom1360 over 3 years ago
That’s what I do.
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Garfield may want to try the Diet of Worms!
If he has a religious bent!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diet_of_Worms
in.amongst over 3 years ago
Amen, Garfield!
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 3 years ago
I think that’s hubby’s diet. Dad and I may switch to Japanese desserts and snacks – less sugar but still sweet. And delicious!
pcolli over 3 years ago
Predictable.
BJ40 over 3 years ago
Garfield’s the equivalent, of a trash food compactor.
cubswin2016 over 3 years ago
Garfield could be a food magician.
Johnny Appleseed over 3 years ago
That is good logic
BigDaveGlass over 3 years ago
True, my fridge was switched off a while back as there was nothing in it, it only went back on when I needed ice cubes……
jagedlo over 3 years ago
And now the next thing to be cleaned (out) is Jon’s wallet as he has to replace all that food!
Chris over 3 years ago
yes, gotta go somewhere.
Macushlalondra over 3 years ago
Once when I was fixing to start a new diet program they told me to give away anything fattening. The diet program was set to begin on Monday and it was Friday. I said I only had a few pieces of banana bread so I’d finish them off over the weekend. They told me to give it to a skinny friend. They acted like I’d gain 20 lbs from a couple slices of banana bread. I said it’s 2 lousy slices of banana bread not an entire chocolate cake with ice cream.
Michael G. over 3 years ago
That isn’t how it’s done?
Variant Dave over 3 years ago
Jim Davis was always a good artist, I remember how my dad used to salvage the old comics so I can read them.
Goat from PBS over 3 years ago
Nice to see Garf go back to his roots… cleaning out the fridge of everything.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Not QUITE the meaning of that phrase……
CaveCat87 over 3 years ago
No padlocks on the fridge to keep Garfield from getting to all of the food this time? What is wrong with this picture?
karmakat01 over 3 years ago
toothpick or leftover bone?
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
Garf, here’s a fake salute to your altruistic motives! :D
Hatter over 3 years ago
My sediments exactly.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
How thoughtful of him…
blakerl over 3 years ago
Dear Diet,
Things just aren’t working out between us.
It’s not me it’s you!
You are tasteless, boring and I can’t stop cheating on you..
WentHulk over 3 years ago
Not the right approach Garfield.
hagarthehorrible over 3 years ago
Time to have little pep talk with that weighing machine now, Garfield.
Mimerio over 3 years ago
So Garfield has cleared out all the fattening foods, for Jon right? How thoughtful!
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Oh by the way, were out of fattening foods.
Nate Wright (Mischief God) over 3 years ago
In someone’s stomach…
Gent over 3 years ago
My kinda diet. Heh heh.
billyk75 over 3 years ago
Waste not want not.
POGGERS {person} over 3 years ago
First, get fat. Second, don’t get skinny
Taracinablue over 3 years ago
Or, give away the food that doesn’t fit the diet.
Natarose over 3 years ago
Kind of defeats the purpose of a diet. But I get his point.
Comicfan (I can't think of a better name) over 3 years ago
NOT THE ITALIAN PIZZA
Firestar about 3 years ago
I think Garfield just ate all the food in the fridge. Go figure. That’s Garfield for you.