Garfield by Jim Davis for April 21, 2023

That’s gotta hurt. Especially since it’s Friday.

because she has a life, Jon?

That and the puke green shirt, Jon.

Jon, sometmes Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

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ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴄʏɴᴅɪ https://youtu.be/PIb6AZdTr-A

ʜᴇʏ ɴᴏᴡ… ᴀʟᴛᴇʀɴᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ https://youtu.be/CaqeAABlH3Q ᴺᴼᵀ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵉᶦⁿᵗ ᵒᶠ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ

Liz is probably giving birth in her office…

Great one-liner, Garfield.

Self enhancement comes to mind!

She didn’t want to explain to her girlfriends who/what he is to her………..

Jon needs to go to the burns unit…….

Garfield is as great with a putdown as so many tv wives.

Why must Garfield always be so negative?

Probably because Jon did something silly and Liz is upset.

Maybe she is going shopping.

Because Liz is going for her Pap smear?

Why does Liz even go to Jon’s house?

Be glad that she wants to spend as much time with you as she does.

Because three on a date would be awkward.

just wanting sometime alone I guess. :\

She might need a bit of time to recover Jon.

Unless Liz’s cheating on Jon

Even she needs a break from the sheer…excitement of your house sometimes Jon

Take it from me Jon: with great lovers, they’re always doing things without you. And the less you know, the better.

Liz is a vet, she needs at least one full day’s work without Jon hovering over her.

Why WOULDN’T she?

Jon, sometimes some people just need some time to themselves.

Because she doesn’t have to be around you every second.

she needs A TIME OUT WITHOUT HIS CRAZINESS, to stay polite…

Jon…..she has a life outside your shallow walls(pause) 8/10

She’s CLEARLY sick of your beloved polka records, Jonathan.

Because Jon has a habit to entangle and hang himself upside down while at work.

She just wants some alone time Jon.

She can take only so much embarrassment.