Farmer went to see a lawyer about getting a divorce. The lawyer asked, “Doyou have grounds?”
“Yes, sir, about 140 acres.”
“I mean, do you have a case?”
“No, sir, I have a John Deere.”
“Do you have a suit?”
“Yes, sir, I wear it to church on Sundays?”
“Alright, why do you want a divorce?”
“My wife says she hasn’t had a meaningful conversation with me in years.”
Farmer went to see a lawyer about getting a divorce. The lawyer asked, “Doyou have grounds?”
“Yes, sir, about 140 acres.”
“I mean, do you have a case?”
“No, sir, I have a John Deere.”
“Do you have a suit?”
“Yes, sir, I wear it to church on Sundays?”
“Alright, why do you want a divorce?”
“My wife says she hasn’t had a meaningful conversation with me in years.”