Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for March 28, 2024

They need to find the mayor and tell her what this jerk is doing!!!!

Even Mayor Maynot’s picture is distressed by this revoltin’ development.

OK, Chipper, it’s time to run for mayor.

Progress in what way? His way that’s all!

What’s a bucolic frontier?

Gasoline rules, cheap and plentiful.

As Terry Pratchett said, “Progress is when bad things happen faster.”

yep, it’s time for a change. Fire the deputy Mayor

Progress for the sake of progress isn’t progress at all. It’s just messy busy-work.

Sounds like ALL Liberals—screw the past, destroy the past, rewrite the past, destroy the cities and the entire country so we can build it back in OUR image.

The background portraits are becoming a bit more Smokey Stover every day

Sounds like ALL Conservatives —screw what anyone else thinks, whitewash the past, bankrupt the cities and the entire country so we can go back when the only thing that mattered was OUR image.

Found this on the comments for another strip, so I copied it and changed the words slightly.

Make it stop. Someone, PLEASE, make it stop.

The horrible art. The insipient stories. The sophomoric humor.

What ever Frank King did should be forgiven rather than to punish us day by day because we are fans of this title.

This dumpster fire is a crime. A crime Scancarelli is committing and is completely ignored as we toil daily to follow this absolute dreck.

FREE FRANK KING!