Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for June 09, 2024

AMEN! Unless you don’t actually preach the Gospel, and only teach sociology.

I believe Pastor Present’s attempts at medieval-type emotional blackmail is the reason church attendance has dropped off.

Is Pastor Present off this week ? ;-p

God loves knee-mail!

Very good! Thank you Jim!

Maybe your sermons are too long and too boring, preacher.

Amen! And we pray on what happens next to the fallen right by Walt Wallet’s house tree in the days to come.

“Heaven knows not the way it could be…”

Amen!

Wait? I have to go to church to get into heaven? That wasn’t part of the deal the way it was explained to me.

Atheist here, enjoying Sunday mornings instead of sitting in a building being lectured.

…I’m still wondering about that generator….

You read it here folks. Pastor Present’s church plans to murder “sinners”.

Talk about “preaching to the choir”…