Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 18, 1999
Transcript:
Satchel Pooch: We're looking for a Christmas present for our guy... Salesman: May I suggest the latest in European grooming... The Klaustkutten electric razor has 5 self-sharpening blades which rotate independently at a precise 60 cycles per second. It lifts and cuts each hair in 3 stages. And it's patented side-burn trimmer has 8 variable height settings. It is the ultimate shaving experience. Satchel Pooch: Hmmm... Bucky Katt: Can it scale a fish? Salesman: ...we don't recommend that, sir.
a sharp n clever saleman would be more ambiguous