Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 15, 2000
Transcript:
Rob's dad and Satchel are on the sofa. Bucky appears at the door. Rob's dad says, "Well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. You've been gone over 36 hours. What on earth have you been doing?" Bucky says, "I don't have to answer that." Rob's dad says, "You finally ran out of money, eh?" Bucky says, "No, I still have 9 cents left, but I lost the can-opener. I'm going to sleep now. If I'm not up in 2 days, knock 3 times and leave some food outside the door. Good day." Rob's dad says to Satchel, "Dang. That was my can-opener." Satchel says, "I can never figure out where he carries his money..."
Poor can opener.