Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 24, 2000
Transcript:
Bucky has called a psychic hotline called Psychic Buddies. The woman psychic says into her headset, "Bucky, calling our psychic line was the right thing to do... You're a brave little boy, living in a closet and eating trash..." Bucky, on the telephone, says, "Thanks. You're, like, the only person who really understands me... Most people just mess up my fur or pull my tail..." The psychic, looking annoyed, says into her headset, "'Fur'?... 'Tail'? Bucky... Are you by any chance a cat?" Bucky says into the telephone, "Wow! How did you know that? Oh, right, you're psychic, right... Wanda, it's like you're my best friend!" Bucky hears the psychic say, "That will be $87.50, cat."
The only honest thing she’s said.