Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 09, 2000
Transcript:
Bucky, Satchel and Rob are sitting on the sofa. Bucky says to Satchel, "All I'm sayin' is if you really want to get into the Purebred Club, you could pretend to be some breed." Satchel replies, "I don't want to, I like being part Lab and part wrinkle dog. I didn't know 'pure' meant, you know, 'racist'." Bucky says to Satchel, "I suppose it's too late for you to learn how to herd sheep, anyhow... 'You can't teach an old dog new tricks'..." Satchel says, "Yeah, well, 'You can't teach any cat anything!'" Rob says, "Satchel?... Was that a comeback?! Atta boy! Stick up for yourself!"
Well done Satchel!