Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 11, 2000

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Bucky is sitting at a counter talking on a speaker phone. Bucky says, "Hello, caller. Do you have an interior decorating problem I can help you with?" The voice on the phone says, "Uh..yeah. I have a spare cabinet door that I can't use, but I don't want to throw it away.." Bucky says, "Mm-Hm, Mm-hm. I would paint it gold, hammer some legs on it, and call it a coffee table." The voice on the phone says, "Well..I guess I could do that..it's got a busted hinge on it, though.." Bucky says, "Oh, broken hinges are very 'collectible' right now. Paint it gold, hang it on the wall, and tell people how great it is before they can form their own opinion on it." Rob, his head in his hands, says, "Unh."