Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 29, 2000
Transcript:
Bucky is lounging on the sofa as Rob says, "Bucky, why don't you do something? You know, get out and get some exercise..." Bucky says, "Ohhh, I do plenty my fine, two-legged friend. You have no idea of all the subtle intricacies of cathood. You see, being a cat means you live a life of intrigue and secrecy." Rob says to Bucky, "Oh secret, shmecret - You wake up, eat, take a nap, eat again, and then play with a rubber band in the middle of the night before you get up and do it all over again." Sitting up, Bucky says, "Wait, you... you know about the 'rubber band' thing?" Rob says, "Bucky, the world knows about your rubber band thing." Satchel says, "Sometimes your crashing around knocks my pet rocks off their shelf."
Poor rocks.