Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 30, 2001
Transcript:
Rob asks: "Why is your head all wet?" Bucky answers: "I'm glad you asked that, Robert." Bucky says: "See...I've been crying all day. You're always gone, and Satchel doesn't understand my problems. See I...I need something to LOVE and that loves me BACK...I think a big fish tank would do the trick." Rob replies: "Ohhh, I get it. You expect me to believe that, do you?" Bucky says: "Absolutely, I would think the tears would give me credibility." Rob replies: "I suppose they might. You, however, are covered in 'Snapple.' I smell the mango."
Oh, yeah, Buck, REAL convincing soulful eyes bit.