Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 19, 2002
Transcript:
Satchel says: "Ooo, shopping bag! What are we having for Christmas dinner?" Rob replies: "Well, you guys will have turkey, but I'll be having a vegetarian 'tofurkey.'" Bucky says: "Robbo, Man, you have to DO something about yourself, seriously. Vegetable eaters are just people who can't catch real food...They're loooosers, Rob." Rob says: "I'll pass that message along to Paul McCartney, thanks." Bucky replies: "Listen, I'm not made out of 'popsicles'--You tell your buddy Paul that I'll rustle up some rat for him."
Paul McCartney was only a vegetarian because his wife Linda forced him to be. That’s the way wives are about their veganism; it’s a real religion to them. At least from those I’ve known.