Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 29, 2003
Transcript:
Rob asks: ?What are you doing in the hall?? Bucky answers: ?I?m observing that rat hole in an attempt to determine when and how often those rats are active.? Bucky is carrying a clipboard. Bucky says: ?I have determined that a rat?s evil activity, which can be represented by the letter ?E,? is equivalent to the mass of the rat, ?M? multiplied by the square of the rat?s food consumption, or ?C?!? Rob asks: ?E=MC2?? Bucky answers: ?That?s correct. It?s my theory of rat activity.?
Einstein had E=MC^2. I have P=JG^3, where:
J is the number of minutes since you just left somewhere,G is the number of minutes it’s going to take you to get where you’re going, andP is how badly you need to.