Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 22, 2003
Transcript:
"What's with all this revolutionary talk lately? Since when do you care about other cats?" "I resent that. I've belonged to a militant cats' rights group for ages. I'm true to my species." "Species." "Whatever. In the immortal words of our founder, 'I have not yet begun to scratch.' Unfortunately, he was hit by a minivan. He was a marmot to the cause." "Martyr." "No, he was a marmot. Nobody could ever figure out why he founded a group for cats' rights."
So they wouldn’t eat him.