Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 24, 2003
Transcript:
"Is that another voodoo doll?" "It's a vooDOG doll. Satchel will rue the day he called me 'a wee tad high-strung.'" "So what do you call it when you make one to curse a cat?" "Who the chew toy would ever want to curse a cat? Get real." "Well, I don't want you attempting dark magic in this apartment. I've already lost my damage deposit." "I had big plans for cursing Satchel. Big plans. I expect some form of compensation if I'm to hold back. I scratch your back, you scratch mine." "Dude, I'm not gonna give you money just for not cu--" "I SAID SCRATCH MY BACK!" "All right, all right, all right. Chill."