Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 21, 2003

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"MERRY CHRISTMAS!" "Oh, sweet morris.. Finally, a book that speaks to ME!" "'The Hartlepool Monkey Incident'?" "I got it for him because it had the words 'monkey' and 'incident' on the cover!" "Oh.. my.. Garfield.. we have to move to this Hartlepool place." "Lemme see that." "Imagine.. a place where monkeys wash up on the beach like hairy ocean fruit..." "This was one incident back in the NAPOLEONIC WARS, dude. A shipwreck washed up in Hartlepool, England, and the locals hung the only survivor -- the ship's monkey -- because they thought it was a Frenchman. This is sick." "So can we move there?" "No. And I'm getting you help." "So, wait. Napoleon was a monkey?"